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Below are the 14 most recent journal entries recorded in DIE COSTNER DIE!!!'s LiveJournal:

Thursday, April 5th, 2012
11:48 pm
[bobdoleisjesus]
Finally! We must establish a new inquisition, and burn all of Costner's work!
I'm pleased to find a group of enlightened individuals conscious of the most pressing social ill of our time: Kevin Costner. Together, someday, perhaps we can burn the last of his work.

Current Mood: accomplished
Wednesday, May 16th, 2007
10:26 pm
[teleputty]
nasty.

They could pay a whole future law firm's tuition with all the money they're gonna spend on that kid's therapy.
Thursday, April 27th, 2006
5:25 pm
[teleputty]
Kevin Costner is New Dirty Bastard.

EWWW COSTNER!

(you know, innocent until proven guilty, but the thought alone of this happening surely will give me nightmares all the same)
Monday, January 16th, 2006
3:53 pm
[moonchain]
Margaret Cho knows!
She's on our side. Have no fear. I saw on her blog while she was reacting to "Brokeback Mountain" being pulled from some theaters:
"It is so ridiculous!!!
Don't go see it if you don't like it!

I am offended by "Rumor Has It," that is nasty Kevin Costner getting it on with 3 generations of women. That man doesn’t have that much dick to go around. That is disgusting, but I am not banning it from my local theatre. I just swallowed that. Christians need to learn how to swallow. Don’t spit it out. Then you have to taste it twice. Old hos know."

Hardcore, Cho. Hardcore.

Edit: Source (1/11/06)

Current Mood: Costner!
Tuesday, September 27th, 2005
12:16 pm
[moonchain]
Hey look, a new post
I saw a preview for THIS when I went to see Corpse Bride. I was horrified that they are making a move about how beautiful women are obsessed about giving Kevin Costner pussy! MORE PUSSY THAN HE SHOULD EVER BE ALLOTTED!

Current Mood: irate
Sunday, August 28th, 2005
11:16 pm
[teleputty]
I hate "Field Of Dreams."



(this is him when he thinks no one is looking. i saw it. i swear to god.)
Tuesday, October 5th, 2004
6:40 pm
[moonchain]
Jay Sherman makes it so
I was watching the atomfilms.com Critic episodes (you must go see if you have not - there are 10 eps. aboud 5 min. long each and Jon Lovitz is still the voice!) and at the start of each episode is movie "trivia" while waiting for the show to load. For episode 9, one of the trivia bits states:
"Scientists have proven:
Kevin Costner wouldn't know a good movie if it bit him in the ass."

Just a bit of trivia for you to enjoy. :-D
Thursday, September 9th, 2004
12:56 pm
[nicolthewhore]
In The Beginning
kevin costner's first movie was Night Shift in 1982, and he played Frat Boy #1.

GROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSS.

i wish to god that had been the end of it.
Tuesday, August 10th, 2004
7:23 pm
[nicolthewhore]
COSTNER MOVIES EEEEEEEW
Least Favorite: that's a tough one. i haven't seen very many, because i value the last vestiges of sanity i have managed to retain. and i can't remember how many i have seen. um. i saw a scene from The Bodyguard and omg that fucking SUCKED a GIANT HAIRY DICK. and probably got some pubes stuck in its teeth while it was at it. EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEW ROMANTIC!COSTNER.

Favorite: Waterworld. hands down. that movie is on a list of horrible science fiction movies that i enjoy because they are so bad you can't help but like them. Waterworld graces this list with Red Planet, Godzilla Vs. Mothera, and Star Trek IV: Save the Whales.

Current Mood: NOT KEVIN COSTNER
4:37 pm
[moonchain]
so many to chose from
The Bodyguard was the suckiest movie ever to suck. I want to extend my condolences to Whitney Houston for whom the movie may have been good had it not been for El Costnero.

Aaaand favorite? Geez... maybe Dances with Wolves, if only for the interesting Native Americans. Can fast forward through all the hideous scenes that he's in.
2:53 pm
[mgafm]
so we need more people on this list
Meantime, what's your least favorite Costner movie and why? And just for kicks, what's your favorite?

Alright, I'm going with Message in a Bottle. This movie is a simpering piece of dog shit who's memory, like the goddamn bottle in the movie, will constantly return to you no matter how many fucking times you throw it out to sea.

I saw this movie on my first date. Dude. LAME.

I only thank heaven that I managed to forget who Robin Wright Penn was before I saw The Princess Bride, or else I would never have been capable of enjoying it.

As for my favorite, that is obviously Robin Hood PoT, although I cannot stand Costner in it. I absolutely adore Alan Rickman as the Sheriff, so I only watch the edited version. Robin Hood: Pot, the good bits. Oh, I also like when christian slater says they cleared it and when morgan freeman says join me and be freemen like me morgan freeman.

Current Mood: irritated with costner
Tuesday, August 3rd, 2004
10:46 am
[moonchain]
Water World Sucked
I watched it, thinking that I'd like it since I liked bad sci-fi movies. But it totally blew. I blame Costner.
9:51 am
[nicolthewhore]
Let the Hate of Costner Warm Our Souls Like a Comforting Fire
yes, i despise kevin costner. i know someone who met him and says he's a nice guy, but for fucks sake, he needs to stop casting himself in movies! him and drew barrymore. GROSS.
~The Consultant

Current Mood: uncomfortable
12:56 am
[mgafm]
I hate Kevin Costner
Thus, the group.

Thank you,
The Management

PS I really do not like Kevin Costner's acting, I'm sure he's really a nice guy, but it's not fun to be nice. Therefore, KILL THE BASTARD.

Current Mood: hate for kevin costner
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